Sixes – Korea Peoples Asia Pussy

Based on true story that happened to two friends of mine last weekend.

Hello?

Hello my friend!

Hello? Can uh, can I help you?

Yes.

What uh, what can I do for you?

You know the Asians?

 

I think you’ve got the wrong house, man.

It’s in this this buildings no? The Asians? Here.

There might be people from Asia in here, but I don’t know everyone here.

No the Asians? Korea peoples?

Perhaps.

Hats?

 

Try the intercom thing. You see, that thing there?

No no friend, this thing is no good. I need the pussy.

What?

The pussy. Asian pussy.

Uhhh…

Korea peoples Asia pussy.

 

Okay, I think maybe you’d better –

Hookers. I want it.

I really don’t think there are any of those here.

I need it. The hookers. Big hookers.

Have you – What’s that on your wrist?

Hands?

 

Which hospital did you come from?

I don’t know. Friend, where the pussy?

No, no the hospital. Which hospital?

It’s a big one. My friend, the Korea hookers I wanna see.

Uhh. This is too much man.

No, no, no too much. I have the money. See see?

 

It’s early dude, go away, I’m just not in the mood for this right now.

This the door?

The door to what dude? No hookers here. No me gusta, fuckin’, hookers, por fa-fuckin’-vor!

What?

Just get the fuck outta here man.

Yes! Fuck. I wanna the fuck all the big Asia pussy.

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4 thoughts on “Sixes – Korea Peoples Asia Pussy

  1. …life…
    Was the guy mental?

  2. Scout says:

    Lmao. I can guess what happened next. I only know a few pieces of Korean from bartending at a kbar at night but… OPA UNYONG HASEYO. Karrucomba.

  3. Will Buckley says:

    ahaha.

    Also – as you’re again off Facebook (good for you) – Sara and I are in LA from Monday 3rd June through to Saturday 8th and would love to hang out if you’re up for that. Haven’t seen you since Korea!

    Sara’s number is 310-795-7456. We’re in Seattle over the weekend – gizza ring and let’s get together!

    Will

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