Touch me & See – Based on a True Story

* This just happened next to me in Starbucks.


Try it.

Please sit down sir.

Touch me.

Sir. Sit down please.

Touch me.

Sir. Please. Will you please sit down please?

 

Touch me.

What’s gonna happen if I touch you?

Touch me and see.

I’m not gonna-

Touch me. Touch me and see.

Sir?

 

Touch me.

Sir, you’re going to have to leave.

Touch me and see.

Sir-

Touch me. Touch me and see. Touch me.

I’m not-

 

Touch me and see.

What’s going to happen?

Touch me and see.

What’ll happen if I touch you?

Touch me and see.

Touch you and see?

 

Touch me mother fucker.

I don’t want-

Touch me and see.

No-

Touch me. Touch me. Touch me and see.

No. I’m not touching anything.

 

Can anyone see I’m shakin’?

We’re going to have to call the police sir.

So who gonna touch me?

Nobody sir. Nobody’s gonna touch you.

Someone gonna fuckin’ touch me, and someone gonna fuckin’ see.

Okay sir, I’m just gonna-

 

 

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3 thoughts on “Touch me & See – Based on a True Story

  1. VG says:

    I like how I just spent a few minutes reading paraphrases of “Touch me and see” and yet I was still absorbed into the story….so then what happened???

  2. That reminds me of the time I was studying with a friend at a Coffee Bean in West LA. Some guy began staring at my study-mate and masterbating. He was quickly thrown from the premises — and at least he didn’t ask anyone else to ‘touch’ him.

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