This quaint little Irish-themed bar is the perfect Irish-themed environment to have an Irish-themed evening of Irish-themed binge drinking with your Irish-themed partner. It bumbles along similar lines to the familiar Irish-themed bars that have been littered all over every Irish-themed city in the Irish-themed world. The Irish-themed décor of Irish-themed green, Irish-themed white and Irish-themed gold sparkles under the Irish-themed lighting, and the Irish-themed North American patrons wax Irish-themed lyrical about their Irish-themed ancestry in an Irish-themed drunken slur as they deposit Irish-themed urine into their Irish-themed underwear. The Irish-themed ambience is boisterous and shameless and gives a deft Irish-themed compliment to the brown Irish-themed bowl of thick slop being passed off as cuisine.
If you like your Irish-theme to be seriously Irish-themed then this Irish-themed bar is more Irish-themed than an almost-dead leprechaun lying in gutter underneath a mound of beer cans and betting slips, having squandered his pot of gold in a futile search for the craic.
4 out of 5 shamrocks